Saturday, July 20, 2002

Oh...and a final note on that (for now....) KC and I have decided we are NEVER living on the first floor again. K? K. Check Check Check KC says if we scream Ebonics at them maybe they will go away and leave us alone. "Hey yo why you be peepin in my window yo? That ain't kewl down in da hood yo. My peeps be chillin wityall and say to stop yo peepin. Just cause KC ain't be wearin no panties cause she be messedup yo don't yall need be lookin in! Ya sick man ya real sick." (BTW we have nothing against African Americans this is just addressed to the perv window peeper.)
I was just thinking.....KC....why do you have one bullet under your bed?
That guy I mentioned before that keeps looking in KC's window? Well, problem solved. There's now two signs hanging in said window. "No matter what I'm wearing it's still illegal for you to be looking in my window Stop being a perv" "I'm NOT a bitch I'm determined. The campus police WILL be called if you continue to look in my window." I helped concoct these signs. My idea hehe Ain't I good? KC came up with the words though. And stood on the chair almost breaking her neck to tape them up. Then we went outside to admire them. Know what? They worked. Scary evil man came back.....and read them. Then walked away. Mission....accomplished. Till he comes to her window with a gun......opps....maybe we shoulda thought about that first....oh well. Glad I don't live there. Love ya KC (even if you are in many pieces...) Here's a suggestion....throw the one bullet you have at him. Just don't miss. :)
::hands you a tape which you place in a cassette player...Mission Impossible music begins to play....::Here's the plan....tonight....at an undetermined hour....duct tape and scissors SHALL dissapear from an undisclosed location. They will reappear at the location of Scary Girl's room. There, should he choose to accept the mission, which he shall, Batman will then use aforementioned tape to tape Scary Girl into her room. In the morning, after the mission has been completed, when she goes to open her door, she will, in fact....BE STUCK (taped) IN HER ROOM!!!!!!!!! In order to exit her abode (dump) she will have to YANK (make the door happy) the door open. After doing so she will fall over backwards. Upon hearing said THUD we will laugh menically, and update this blog. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

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Oh crap...it didn't blow....umm...you know NOTHING...NOTHING I say....
Weird man is still lookin in KC's window. She's gonna throw a bullet at him. Oh, that reminds me. Guess what I learned? Don't pry bullets apart.....or throw em. That bad. I was sitting there trying to take the damn thing apart and KC yelled at me so I tossed it at her. Seems it coulda blown up...whoops. Someone1....says Someone2's.... an ass. Why's Someone2 an ass? Cause Someone1 is obsessed with Someone2. That's why. That's allllllllll Someone1 talks about. I swear. It's like having a stalker living next door. What else.....hmm.... KC has been talking to Ryan. Main question here? How long till Ryan kills KC or visa versa? It would suck if they started throwing bullets at eachother. I don't know....I have this weird thing about wanting two of my bestest friends in tact....is that odd? Do I need to seek professional help?
I've been sick for two days now, and missed two days of classes. That really bites. They're not even really sure what's wrong with me. How lovely. Tonight was freaky...KC and I are sitting in her room, and some guys come by and just stand there STARRING at us. They left...and came back again!! We were like alright....weirdos. I am really having problems sleeping, which isn't good. My mind is starting to play with me mean thing that it is. I'm still trying to get this page to work right, but it doesn't always co-operate. Like the guestbook, counter, and blogger thing at the bottom...they're on a diagonal, and I can't make them go straight. I'm going to go read my book now. And bug Kelly.

Thursday, July 18, 2002

My Spanish prof is spawn of the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She takes away points for the hell of it. Screws me over cause I'm sick. (Really sick....NO faking involved.) I hate her.
It's official... I am an insomniac. See, I'm really tired, but I can't sleep. It's nuts, I know. I get tired during class, and practically fall asleep (today in HPED it was close to sleeping...) and I rush back here to sleep, but then I can't sleep. So I figure I'll go to bed early. But I can't sleep then either. And I can't sleep now. Plus, I have to be up at 9am. This....is very not good. Anyone have any suggestions on how to handle this situation? Short of knocking myself out with a hammer?
I just came up with a little poem. It's stupid, but I'm going to post it anyway...ahem...This is my blog. It is not a frog. It does not like green eggs and ham. It does not like Sam I Am. It sits here all day and sometimes crashes. The html coding drives me batty But I still love my blog who's name isn't Patty. hehe Wait...that one line doesn't rhyme....oh well. ::shrug::

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Ok, this thing is just pissing me off now. The comp's about to go out the window. Too bad I'm on the ground floor....and it won't fit out the window....damn.
I've just spent that last....two hours or so....fussing with this thing. But it's looking better. And I'm starting to get the hang of HTML. Hear that HTML? I'm gonna kick your ass!!! lol Two hours, but at least I have something to show for it. Unlike the last time I tried to do this and LOST the damn page. I even have links and everything!!

Here's a question....why is my room 83 degrees, and Kasey's and Elise's is like 20 degrees cooler...and they're only two doors away? Is Hell right under my floor or something??
Today was interesting. The stupid prof that screwed up my grade? Well she wrote me this apology note on another quiz, saying she'd fixed it. Plus, she gave me extra points on another quiz. I wasn't about to tell her she'd added wrong yet again. I mean, I got me two extra points! Any self-respecting college student would keep their mouths shut right? So she's still a stupid pain in the ass prof, but at least she's a nice person. Gotta respect that.
Just so everyone knows, Batman and Robin the Wonder Boy live down the hall in 116. If you need to get ahold of them, dial 1-800-BatCave. K? All good.
Yeah...so this is my blog. I'm going to try to update it every day, and it's going to have lots of stuff in it, so keep coming back. :) It's a pretty blog :) Kasey wants to tape Scary Girl's door shut. But Elise and I don't want to have to pay the fine. Plus it's kinda mean....well, no mainly it's the fine. But if KC will foot the bill, we'll let her tape up anything she wants. hehe